my wee me

my dad saw on his friend's blog that there was a cool website called weeworld.com. you make little cartoons, and you can make them look just like yourself. and there's another website he showed me about underwear -- but that's a whole other story.

so, my dad and i went to weeworld.com, and i made a wee me max! here i am!

angel helping grandmother

this last halloween, guess what i was? i bet you know. because there's a picture on this post! and i was a... wait:

either...

a. a monster truck

b. an angel, or

c. a grandma

now, if you think b, raise your hand (huh, huh, huh). sorry, just couldn't help myself.

anyways, if you think it's b, that's weird. if you think it's c, that's ok. and if you think it's a, you've got problems. yes, it's c.

this picture does not really show it, but (heh-heh-heh, i'm about to talk about a butt, and i said but, and i didn't mean that kind of butt) -- anyways -- my butt was a humunguation (big) butt. we stuffed it with stuffing. and i mean, seriously, dude (or, dudette), it was like sticking out a foot farther than my real butt.

so here's the picture of me and my sister. she's the angel.

Da Book

I am going to make up these little tongue twisters and put them in a book. They're probably really easy to do but some of them might not be. And I'm going to post them occasionally. Guess what? I'm going to write them A - Z and I'm also going to write the little and in between Y and Z like the song!

Guess what? Chicken butt! Sorry about that. Couldn't help myself :o)

Guess what? You are invited to make up your own tongue twisters and put them on my blog for the world to see! Cool huh? Please only send in tongue twisters you've made up yourself!!!

Here's my tongue twister for A:

Annie accidentally ate another of Alex's absolutely amazing apples.

Say that 10 times fast!
I'll bet you can't do it. I really bet you can't do it. Ah, what am I saying? That's super easy. But that's ok cause that's just the beginning!

Now you can send in any A tongue twister that you make up! Get to work! Guess who? Chicken poo! ha ha ha :o)

Friends

I have 3 really AWESOME friends, Miles, Nick, and Quinn. We like making up silly songs and annoying the girls. Here is one of my songs.

It's called "WORMS" and should be sung with a slow, sad, southern, slurry accent.

Nobody likes me
everybody hates me
I think I'll go eat worms.

Nobody likes me
everybody hates me
I think I'll play with worms.

When I open my lunch box
and look in a thermos
I see a pile of worms.

Everybody laughses
everybody teases
I think I'll go eat worms.

Oooooohhhhh, nobody likes me
everybody hates me
I think I'll go eat slugs.

Nobody likes me
everybody hates me
I think I'll play with slugs.

When I open my lunch box
and look in a bag
I see a pile of slugs.

When I look at the bag
and read what it says
it's says, "desserts desserts".

Ooooohhhhh, nobody likes me
everybody hates me
I think I'll go eat beetles.

Nobody likes me
everybody hates me
I think I'll play with beetles.

When I go to IHOP
and order Beetle Pancakes
the waiter screams and runs.

Screams and runs
like a little baby girl
in the nighttime with her closet open.

Nobody likes me
everybody hates me
I think I'll go eat worms.

Nobody likes me
everybody hates me
I think I'll play with worms!

It's beautiful, isn't it? Am I right? Am I right? I'm right, aren't I?

cool thing

Hello my name is -- wait, just saying this guy is looooopy. so if you're weird or odd or both, this is the right place for you. Anyways... my name is Max, I'm 9 years old, and my last name is Oestreicher (Ostriker). I got a blog because I was bored and there was nothing on TV.

That is my story.