sorry i haven't been able to blog in a while. i haven't had enough time with homework and all. but i'm blogging now :o) the reason this post is entitled "terminator" is because i have watched all three terminator movies in the past two weeks. i'm preparing myself for T4 which is coming out may 21 at a theater near you.
i thought the first one was the best as most movies are. the second one was almost as good in my opinion so it was still very good but not quite as good. you got this? deep info, yes? and the third one wasn't nearly as good as the second one, but yes, it was still good.
i thought it was kind of stupid that arnold said he would be back, but he's not back and he's not going to be back because he has moved away from terminator and become governator. what a loss. i hope terminator salvation can manage being freaking awesome without the newly known governator. i'll report back after may 21 with more info on salvation.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
how that top ten london list turned out
this post is officially my first post i've ever made after i've been in europe and you may notice that i have changed. london has moved me. sigh.... and i think i've picked up an accent.
this post is a response to how i thought of the things i thought would be the best (say that 10 times fast). here we go chaps. jolly good!
max's top ten things he was looking forward to in london list and how they turned out:
#10 flying lessons with peter pan--omg we found peter pan in kensington gardens, we went to neverland and frolicked a bit until we saw hook who was actually a homeless man sleeping in the woods behind the statue of peter pan. kind of freaked me out actually. so i didn't actually get the flying lessons but it was memorable!
#9 the whole concept of going to london with my mum--freakin awesome!
#8 double decker buses--people said they were nearly phased out. there were a lot of them, even the old ones. we went on double decker buses a bunch, sat in the front of the top and it was extremely cool. much better view than from the underground.
#7 diary of a wimpy kid do it yourself book (bought this for the plane trip)--cool i guess.
#6 getting one of the queen's guards to laugh. i'll tell them a fart joke--we went to buckingham palace at night. did you know the guards don't work at night? the queen was there, apparently unguarded. the only people guarding her were guys in camo carrying music stands around the grounds. very intimidating. but we did see some of the queen's guards at the tower of london guarding the jewels. so that was cool and i was going to tell him a fart joke. i really was. but i didn't know any and it felt somewhat awkward.
#5 pop art at the tate modern--it was really great but i got my hopes up too much. but on the other hand, i did get to taste a vanilla honey smoothie from the cafe. it was disgusting and sour, not sweet, sour.... what were they thinking! and it said with honey so why was it sour? doesn't make any sense.
#4 minding the gap--it didn't work out to well.
#3 high tea with the queen. i'm helping obama by giving her a second ipod, except this one is loaded with high school musical. she's gonna love it!--she loved it. i knew she was going to love it. i knew it. you knew it. of course, you know, we all knew it.
#2 a week without my sister (just kidding, no i'm not, actually i am, i don't know, kind of)--it was great, kind of, not really, no, no, yes, i don't know, mostly.
the #1 thing max is looking forward to in london is... sunny weather--this didn't work out so well either.
this post is a response to how i thought of the things i thought would be the best (say that 10 times fast). here we go chaps. jolly good!
max's top ten things he was looking forward to in london list and how they turned out:
#10 flying lessons with peter pan--omg we found peter pan in kensington gardens, we went to neverland and frolicked a bit until we saw hook who was actually a homeless man sleeping in the woods behind the statue of peter pan. kind of freaked me out actually. so i didn't actually get the flying lessons but it was memorable!
#9 the whole concept of going to london with my mum--freakin awesome!
#8 double decker buses--people said they were nearly phased out. there were a lot of them, even the old ones. we went on double decker buses a bunch, sat in the front of the top and it was extremely cool. much better view than from the underground.
#7 diary of a wimpy kid do it yourself book (bought this for the plane trip)--cool i guess.
#6 getting one of the queen's guards to laugh. i'll tell them a fart joke--we went to buckingham palace at night. did you know the guards don't work at night? the queen was there, apparently unguarded. the only people guarding her were guys in camo carrying music stands around the grounds. very intimidating. but we did see some of the queen's guards at the tower of london guarding the jewels. so that was cool and i was going to tell him a fart joke. i really was. but i didn't know any and it felt somewhat awkward.
#5 pop art at the tate modern--it was really great but i got my hopes up too much. but on the other hand, i did get to taste a vanilla honey smoothie from the cafe. it was disgusting and sour, not sweet, sour.... what were they thinking! and it said with honey so why was it sour? doesn't make any sense.
#4 minding the gap--it didn't work out to well.
#3 high tea with the queen. i'm helping obama by giving her a second ipod, except this one is loaded with high school musical. she's gonna love it!--she loved it. i knew she was going to love it. i knew it. you knew it. of course, you know, we all knew it.
#2 a week without my sister (just kidding, no i'm not, actually i am, i don't know, kind of)--it was great, kind of, not really, no, no, yes, i don't know, mostly.
the #1 thing max is looking forward to in london is... sunny weather--this didn't work out so well either.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
excitement!
i'm leaving at noon. wish me luck!
p.s. i won't be blogging for a week and then i'll try to get back on track.
p.s. i won't be blogging for a week and then i'll try to get back on track.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
max's top ten london list!!!
london, london, i love ya, london, you're only a day away.one more day 'til LONDON!
max's top ten things he's looking forward to in london list:
#10 flying lessons with peter pan
#9 the whole concept of going to london with my mum
#8 double decker buses
#7 diary of a wimpy kid do it yourself book (bought this for the plane trip)
#6 getting one of the queen's guards to laugh. i'll tell them a fart joke.
#5 pop art at the tate modern
#4 minding the gap
#3 high tea with the queen. i'm helping obama by giving her a second ipod, except this one is loaded with high school musical. she's gonna love it!
#2 a week without my sister (just kidding, no i'm not, actually i am, i don't know, kind of)
the #1 thing max is looking forward to in london is... sunny weather
Monday, April 6, 2009
london calling
on thursday, me and my awesome mum (jeannie), are going to...wait, can i get a drum roll please....badabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadabada (that was the drum roll)... LONDON!!! here's our tentative list of things we want to do:
british museum
tate modern museum (really excited to see the pop art)
national gallery
tower of london
london eye
st pauls cathedral
westminster abbey
double decker bus
boat cruise to greenwich
just walking around
hampton court palace
food we have in mind:
wagamama (awesome noodle place) with mindi godfrey who will be london too!
eat a meat pie!
fish and chips!
can i legally go into a pub??
ice cream, a daily essential in any country
and of course, high tea
that is what we tentatively have planned. we won't be able to do everything on the list because we only have 4 full days plus our arrival day. i want your input! what should we do! and is there other good restaurants we should try? (i have a confession to make though. i kind of am pretty darn picky. so i tend to like things less exotic and extreme.)
cheerio!
british museum
tate modern museum (really excited to see the pop art)
national gallery
tower of london
london eye
st pauls cathedral
westminster abbey
double decker bus
boat cruise to greenwich
just walking around
hampton court palace
food we have in mind:
wagamama (awesome noodle place) with mindi godfrey who will be london too!
eat a meat pie!
fish and chips!
can i legally go into a pub??
ice cream, a daily essential in any country
and of course, high tea
that is what we tentatively have planned. we won't be able to do everything on the list because we only have 4 full days plus our arrival day. i want your input! what should we do! and is there other good restaurants we should try? (i have a confession to make though. i kind of am pretty darn picky. so i tend to like things less exotic and extreme.)
cheerio!
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
disco dancing
my dad and i have been working on a new dance routine. it's real. don't get all weird and stuff (like it's not real).
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Sunday, March 29, 2009
Kids' Choice Awards 2009?!
the kids' choice awards is something nickelodeon (a kids tv network) does where it's kind of like the academy awards but in kid form and it's not just movies. they also include music, tv and books and video games. the reason it's called the kids' choice awards is because kids vote to choose the winners of each category. BUT ALL THE KIDS WERE WRONG! they voted incorrectly!
for best movie, the nominees were:
iron man
bedtime stories
high school musical 3
dark knight
guess what one won? wrong! guess again... wrong again! one more chance... wrong, wrong, wrong!!! sadly, high school musical 3 was the victor, but fear no evil cause at that moment i swore my vengance on that movie. and no more shall people have to suffer from the stupid musical singings of zac efron and vannessa hudgens, i promise you good people. my tactics are not violent, only that i will send out energy from my palms which will cause them to be unable to sing any longer and all the cds and dvds of high school musical movies will shatter spontaneously into millions of pieces. you can rest at ease people with good movie taste.
every year the kids' choice awards uses thousands of gallons of slime and each year they beat their record of how much slime they use. this year will ferrell did the sluge (giant slip and slide but instead of water, slime of course). he landed in this huge tub of slime and it was awesome. as awesome as it was, it did not compare with some previous year slime stunts. my favorite slime stunt was probably the one where they shot a man out of a canon and he landed in a giant pool of slime. very cool.
so next year kids, vote correctly. feel free to check with me if you're unsure of who to vote for next time. and nick, figure out a better slime stunt next year. you know those roller coasters that go really fast down into water and then curve back up? replace the water with slime! that'd be awesome and have a bunch of kids ride the coaster! i want the front seat!!
for best movie, the nominees were:
iron man
bedtime stories
high school musical 3
dark knight
guess what one won? wrong! guess again... wrong again! one more chance... wrong, wrong, wrong!!! sadly, high school musical 3 was the victor, but fear no evil cause at that moment i swore my vengance on that movie. and no more shall people have to suffer from the stupid musical singings of zac efron and vannessa hudgens, i promise you good people. my tactics are not violent, only that i will send out energy from my palms which will cause them to be unable to sing any longer and all the cds and dvds of high school musical movies will shatter spontaneously into millions of pieces. you can rest at ease people with good movie taste.
every year the kids' choice awards uses thousands of gallons of slime and each year they beat their record of how much slime they use. this year will ferrell did the sluge (giant slip and slide but instead of water, slime of course). he landed in this huge tub of slime and it was awesome. as awesome as it was, it did not compare with some previous year slime stunts. my favorite slime stunt was probably the one where they shot a man out of a canon and he landed in a giant pool of slime. very cool.
so next year kids, vote correctly. feel free to check with me if you're unsure of who to vote for next time. and nick, figure out a better slime stunt next year. you know those roller coasters that go really fast down into water and then curve back up? replace the water with slime! that'd be awesome and have a bunch of kids ride the coaster! i want the front seat!!
Friday, February 27, 2009
jo bros
as much as i hate the jonas brothers, they were on saturday night live a little while ago, and were really funny. they were really the musical guest, but they were in two skits too. here they are:
this made me respect them a little bit more!
this made me respect them a little bit more!
Sunday, February 1, 2009
xmas vacation
over the xmas break (like, a month ago) i went to michigan (did u now they call them selves michiganders ha ha ha).
well, anyways... when i went to michigan (like i do every year), i saw my mom's side the family, with my cousins lydia, hannah, julia, sarah, their parents (my mom's brother), rodney and ronda, and my grandparents, papa turner, and grandma nola. my grandma fixed really good breakfasts, and my papa has lots of cool things that i can play with. but, most of the time when i'm at their house, i'm playing ping-pong (they've got a killer ping-pong table).
and then, of course, there's my other side of the family (my dad's side), with my cousins rachel, kirsten and her husband jordan, jacob, zack and his new wife rachel, and shana. and then, on that family, there's also my grandma and grandpa oestreicher, along with my aunt lisa, aunt lori, uncle joe, and uncle rod. and then there's always a bunch of other people who come over, such as: luther and allison, angela and jack, robbie, michelle (and two of her kids, lindsay and sam).
they've got a ping-pong table there too. :)
i don't have a ping-pong table at home in california, but when i'm in michigan, i am "mr. ping-pong"!!
so, to sum it up: all i'm doing, mostly, at both grandparents' houses, is eating food made by my grandmas, and playing ping-pong.
hope you had a merry christmas too!
well, anyways... when i went to michigan (like i do every year), i saw my mom's side the family, with my cousins lydia, hannah, julia, sarah, their parents (my mom's brother), rodney and ronda, and my grandparents, papa turner, and grandma nola. my grandma fixed really good breakfasts, and my papa has lots of cool things that i can play with. but, most of the time when i'm at their house, i'm playing ping-pong (they've got a killer ping-pong table).
and then, of course, there's my other side of the family (my dad's side), with my cousins rachel, kirsten and her husband jordan, jacob, zack and his new wife rachel, and shana. and then, on that family, there's also my grandma and grandpa oestreicher, along with my aunt lisa, aunt lori, uncle joe, and uncle rod. and then there's always a bunch of other people who come over, such as: luther and allison, angela and jack, robbie, michelle (and two of her kids, lindsay and sam).
they've got a ping-pong table there too. :)
i don't have a ping-pong table at home in california, but when i'm in michigan, i am "mr. ping-pong"!!
so, to sum it up: all i'm doing, mostly, at both grandparents' houses, is eating food made by my grandmas, and playing ping-pong.
hope you had a merry christmas too!
Friday, January 16, 2009
the shnazzy blog
i have recently changed my blog's name, from crazy max's blog, to the shnazzy blog. the reason i did this is because i have words that i make up, that are not real, but deserve to be. this one, i have actually heard in some other places; and i thought it was the awesomest word -- EVER. so now i use it a lot. if something's cool, i say, "that's shnazzy!"
i was talking to my friend forrest about shnazz and my blog, and he said that i should name my blog "the shnazzy blog." so i did!
i have also recently decided that if you do not have any shnazz in your life, if your life is shnazzless, you have failed at life.
so, by max law, i now command you to try to put shnazz into your life. and even if you fail, your trying is enough to have the shnazz god thrust shnazziness upon you.
shnazz on!
i was talking to my friend forrest about shnazz and my blog, and he said that i should name my blog "the shnazzy blog." so i did!
i have also recently decided that if you do not have any shnazz in your life, if your life is shnazzless, you have failed at life.
so, by max law, i now command you to try to put shnazz into your life. and even if you fail, your trying is enough to have the shnazz god thrust shnazziness upon you.
shnazz on!
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