riddle!!!!

riddle
who ever figures it out, wins a small, orange, play hammer (don't ask me were i got it).

heres the riddle: a cowboy rides in to town on friday, he stays in town for three days, then leaves town on friday. how did he do it?

middle school

SCHOOLS OUT!!!!!!!!!!

i'm officially a middle schooler. which means i'm a 6th grader. not 5th, 6th. 5th, not 6th. i mean, 6th or is it 5th. no, 6th, ya, 5th. i mean, 6th, ya, that's it, 6th.

that doesn't make a difference with school. because my school goes from preschool to 8th grade. but it does make a difference with church, i'm excited about that.

kids

i'm going to write a little bit about every kid in my class.
GO!

sean (nickname: stussi - his last name)
can be funny, mature (for an 11 year boy).

maxine (nickname: maca-seena)
smart, nice, and fast.

katelynn (nickname: none)
sassy, strong physically and verbally.

miles (nickname: mills)
short, funny, likes baseball a little too much.

quinn (nickname: quinny-binny)
funny, smart, and weird (in a good way).

forrest (nickname: dayy)
tall, cool kid, and first one to have a reason to consider a razor.

sean (nickname: lemonhead)
good at drawing, smart, and knows how to have a good time even if everybody else isn't.

montana (nickname: none)
only redhead in class, very strong verbally, and another sassy one.

nick (nickname: nini)
one of those people everybody likes, funny, and physically strong.

isabella (nickname: izzy)
small, excellent knitter, and enthusiastic.

nicholas (nickname: pickle)
big, funny, and not one to give up.

aiyana (nickname: none)
almost as tall as my dad, very thin, and enthusiastic.

madeleine (nickname: maddy)
short, laughs a lot, someone all the girls like.

hunter (nickname: hunner, or as i like to call him, the little energizer bunny)
short, smart, and fast, not one to mess with.

natalie (nickname: none)
does not appreciate most males, super girly, seriously colorful clothing.

sarah (nickname: none)
outgoing, very strange (not necessarily in a bad way), and funny.

cassady (nickname: sassady)
i literally didn't know what sassy meant until i came to my school and met her. VERY strong verbally.

nia (nickname: none)
can be funny, mini-'fro, strong physically.

scott (nickname: scotty-potty)
tall, VERY fast, he is really funny if he just lets his jokes come out.

john mathew (nickname: jones)
if you've got no one to hang out with, he's always there. he's really "normal".

gia (nickname: none)
really outgoing, really skinny, and really fast.

rachel (nickname: none)
very quiet, she's new to our class; and, like i said, she's quiet. so i don't really know much about her besides that.

max (nickname: extremely handsome and freaking awesome boy)
extremely handsome, freaking awesome, smarter than a 5th grader, and the guy everyone thinks is extremely handsome and freaking awesome. 'nuff said.

mrs. charmichael (our teacher)
otherwise known as "miss carmel-muncher", or as i like to call her, "commander caramel". very nice, motherly (kinda, like, she treats all of us like her children, in a non-creepy way), and a great teacher. and if i could choose any teacher from my school, i would choose commander caramel.

now you know what i have to deal with!

bye bye daddy blog

this is sad, my daddy is giving up his blog.

so this is a post about my thoughts about my dad giving up his beloved blog. first of all, my dad has been blogging for, i don't know, let's say four years and i've always thought that it's kind of kind of cool that he blogs. just the idea of my dad having his own website as a kid sounded like someone really important. who doesn't like the idea of their dad being someone important? and so when i figured out that i could get my own website (blog), i freaked! it was like christmas or fruitcake. it just kept on being exciting. i named my blog crazy max's blog which later became the shnazzy blog. then my dad decided his job and being with his family were the two things that made him most happy in life, so he quit twitter, he quit facebook, and he quit his blog.

it felt pretty weird to be the only blogger in the family. and of course it still does. for one, i'm sad that he quit his blog because i liked it! and for two, i'm happy that he quit his blog because he quit it for me, so he could spend more time with me (and my family). the happy part seems to be a little bit stronger so that's good.

don't ever expect me to quit like my wussy dad did, for family. i have my priorities in order! :o)

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the stupid test 4!

a fun game this is. master yoda says. easy it is (for me).

max: tell me if you win.

(click title of post for game)

46 year old dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well, my dad is turning 46 on the 24th. i have no idea what to get him, neither does my mom. any ideas?

terminator

sorry i haven't been able to blog in a while. i haven't had enough time with homework and all. but i'm blogging now :o) the reason this post is entitled "terminator" is because i have watched all three terminator movies in the past two weeks. i'm preparing myself for T4 which is coming out may 21 at a theater near you.

i thought the first one was the best as most movies are. the second one was almost as good in my opinion so it was still very good but not quite as good. you got this? deep info, yes? and the third one wasn't nearly as good as the second one, but yes, it was still good.

i thought it was kind of stupid that arnold said he would be back, but he's not back and he's not going to be back because he has moved away from terminator and become governator. what a loss. i hope terminator salvation can manage being freaking awesome without the newly known governator. i'll report back after may 21 with more info on salvation.

how that top ten london list turned out

this post is officially my first post i've ever made after i've been in europe and you may notice that i have changed. london has moved me. sigh.... and i think i've picked up an accent.

this post is a response to how i thought of the things i thought would be the best (say that 10 times fast). here we go chaps. jolly good!

max's top ten things he was looking forward to in london list and how they turned out:

#10 flying lessons with peter pan--omg we found peter pan in kensington gardens, we went to neverland and frolicked a bit until we saw hook who was actually a homeless man sleeping in the woods behind the statue of peter pan. kind of freaked me out actually. so i didn't actually get the flying lessons but it was memorable!

#9 the whole concept of going to london with my mum--freakin awesome!

#8 double decker buses--people said they were nearly phased out. there were a lot of them, even the old ones. we went on double decker buses a bunch, sat in the front of the top and it was extremely cool. much better view than from the underground.

#7 diary of a wimpy kid do it yourself book (bought this for the plane trip)--cool i guess.

#6 getting one of the queen's guards to laugh. i'll tell them a fart joke--we went to buckingham palace at night. did you know the guards don't work at night? the queen was there, apparently unguarded. the only people guarding her were guys in camo carrying music stands around the grounds. very intimidating. but we did see some of the queen's guards at the tower of london guarding the jewels. so that was cool and i was going to tell him a fart joke. i really was. but i didn't know any and it felt somewhat awkward.


#5 pop art at the tate modern--it was really great but i got my hopes up too much. but on the other hand, i did get to taste a vanilla honey smoothie from the cafe. it was disgusting and sour, not sweet, sour.... what were they thinking! and it said with honey so why was it sour? doesn't make any sense.

#4 minding the gap--it didn't work out to well.

#3 high tea with the queen. i'm helping obama by giving her a second ipod, except this one is loaded with high school musical. she's gonna love it!--she loved it. i knew she was going to love it. i knew it. you knew it. of course, you know, we all knew it.

#2 a week without my sister (just kidding, no i'm not, actually i am, i don't know, kind of)--it was great, kind of, not really, no, no, yes, i don't know, mostly.

the #1 thing max is looking forward to in london is... sunny weather--this didn't work out so well either.

excitement!

i'm leaving at noon. wish me luck!

p.s. i won't be blogging for a week and then i'll try to get back on track.