riddle!!!!

riddle
who ever figures it out, wins a small, orange, play hammer (don't ask me were i got it).

heres the riddle: a cowboy rides in to town on friday, he stays in town for three days, then leaves town on friday. how did he do it?

middle school

SCHOOLS OUT!!!!!!!!!!

i'm officially a middle schooler. which means i'm a 6th grader. not 5th, 6th. 5th, not 6th. i mean, 6th or is it 5th. no, 6th, ya, 5th. i mean, 6th, ya, that's it, 6th.

that doesn't make a difference with school. because my school goes from preschool to 8th grade. but it does make a difference with church, i'm excited about that.

kids

i'm going to write a little bit about every kid in my class.
GO!

sean (nickname: stussi - his last name)
can be funny, mature (for an 11 year boy).

maxine (nickname: maca-seena)
smart, nice, and fast.

katelynn (nickname: none)
sassy, strong physically and verbally.

miles (nickname: mills)
short, funny, likes baseball a little too much.

quinn (nickname: quinny-binny)
funny, smart, and weird (in a good way).

forrest (nickname: dayy)
tall, cool kid, and first one to have a reason to consider a razor.

sean (nickname: lemonhead)
good at drawing, smart, and knows how to have a good time even if everybody else isn't.

montana (nickname: none)
only redhead in class, very strong verbally, and another sassy one.

nick (nickname: nini)
one of those people everybody likes, funny, and physically strong.

isabella (nickname: izzy)
small, excellent knitter, and enthusiastic.

nicholas (nickname: pickle)
big, funny, and not one to give up.

aiyana (nickname: none)
almost as tall as my dad, very thin, and enthusiastic.

madeleine (nickname: maddy)
short, laughs a lot, someone all the girls like.

hunter (nickname: hunner, or as i like to call him, the little energizer bunny)
short, smart, and fast, not one to mess with.

natalie (nickname: none)
does not appreciate most males, super girly, seriously colorful clothing.

sarah (nickname: none)
outgoing, very strange (not necessarily in a bad way), and funny.

cassady (nickname: sassady)
i literally didn't know what sassy meant until i came to my school and met her. VERY strong verbally.

nia (nickname: none)
can be funny, mini-'fro, strong physically.

scott (nickname: scotty-potty)
tall, VERY fast, he is really funny if he just lets his jokes come out.

john mathew (nickname: jones)
if you've got no one to hang out with, he's always there. he's really "normal".

gia (nickname: none)
really outgoing, really skinny, and really fast.

rachel (nickname: none)
very quiet, she's new to our class; and, like i said, she's quiet. so i don't really know much about her besides that.

max (nickname: extremely handsome and freaking awesome boy)
extremely handsome, freaking awesome, smarter than a 5th grader, and the guy everyone thinks is extremely handsome and freaking awesome. 'nuff said.

mrs. charmichael (our teacher)
otherwise known as "miss carmel-muncher", or as i like to call her, "commander caramel". very nice, motherly (kinda, like, she treats all of us like her children, in a non-creepy way), and a great teacher. and if i could choose any teacher from my school, i would choose commander caramel.

now you know what i have to deal with!

bye bye daddy blog

this is sad, my daddy is giving up his blog.

so this is a post about my thoughts about my dad giving up his beloved blog. first of all, my dad has been blogging for, i don't know, let's say four years and i've always thought that it's kind of kind of cool that he blogs. just the idea of my dad having his own website as a kid sounded like someone really important. who doesn't like the idea of their dad being someone important? and so when i figured out that i could get my own website (blog), i freaked! it was like christmas or fruitcake. it just kept on being exciting. i named my blog crazy max's blog which later became the shnazzy blog. then my dad decided his job and being with his family were the two things that made him most happy in life, so he quit twitter, he quit facebook, and he quit his blog.

it felt pretty weird to be the only blogger in the family. and of course it still does. for one, i'm sad that he quit his blog because i liked it! and for two, i'm happy that he quit his blog because he quit it for me, so he could spend more time with me (and my family). the happy part seems to be a little bit stronger so that's good.

don't ever expect me to quit like my wussy dad did, for family. i have my priorities in order! :o)

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the stupid test 4!

a fun game this is. master yoda says. easy it is (for me).

max: tell me if you win.

(click title of post for game)

46 year old dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well, my dad is turning 46 on the 24th. i have no idea what to get him, neither does my mom. any ideas?